“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger Caras
“Everything I know I learned from dogs.” – Nora Roberts
“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”– Orhan Pamuk
“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras
“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” – Elizabeth Taylor
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” – Charles De Gaulle
“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” – Marilyn Monroe
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill
“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger A. Caras
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” – Mark Twain
“Reason No. 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: Once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers.” – Jodi Picoult
“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Dwight D Eisenhower
“My father… was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings.” – Flann O’Brien
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” – Josh Billings
“Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.”
“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.” – Edgar Allen Poe
“One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.” – Pam Brown
“The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.” – Michel Houellebecq
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings
“Who ever said that Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, never owned a dog.”
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” – Kinky Friedman
“As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.” – Jean Ferris
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles Shultz
“Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?” – Gabriel Zevin
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers
“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.” – W. Bruce Cameron
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.” – Jarod Kintz
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” – Kristan Higgins
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner
“The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.” – James Thurber
“The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.” – Stanley Coren
“Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.” – Agatha Cristie
“My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip.” – Craig Shoemaker
“Every dog must have his day.” – Jonathan Swift
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.” – Mark Twain
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” ~ Andy Rooney
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” – Sigmund Freud
“Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.” – EE Cummings
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” – Aldous Huxley
“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.” ~ Mason Cooley
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” ~ Hippolyte Taine
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer
“I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.” – Jules Verne
“It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.” – Deng Xiaoping
